Proto Porn
Hermionefeelinalive: Robotsandfrippary: Your Child Pours All The Toothpaste Into The Sink. Your Kid Cuts Their Own Hair. Your Baby Gets Into Your Lipstick And Decides To Put It On The Dog. Your Child Cries Because Their Crush Doesn’t Like Them.
Theinturnetexplorer: A Real Hero
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Altusmages: Altusmages: My Brother Is Friends With This Girl Who Works At The Same Place He Does, And Whenever She Drops By At Our House, She Goes Straight Up To His Room And Then They Nap For A Few Hours That’s The Kind Of Friendship I Aspire To
Hausereiring: Roxion: You Don’t Know Pain Or Agony Until You’ve Lost To The Same Boss Fight More Than 3 Times And Then You Have The Unskippable Cutscene Dialogue Memorized, So You Start Repeating It In A Mocking, Angry Voice
Nerd4Music: “The Reason Why There Are These Expressions Of Joy When They’re Kissing Is Because There’s Something Bursting Out Of Them That’s New And They Realize, ‘Oh My God, This Is A Really Special Friend Of Mine That I Actually Want To
Rihftzayn: Rihanna Gave Drake His First #1 Single On The Billboard Hot 100 With ‘Whats My Name’ And Now 6 Years Later Shes Giving Him His Second #1 On The Hot 100 With ‘Work’
Tinymelee: I Love Twitter
Jeremydooley: Brendon Urie Talks About The First Time He Heard Panic! At The Disco On The Radio
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Goasthed: One Time A Friend Of Mine Programmed A Thing Called “Coke.exe” And All It Did Was Bring Up A Little Pop-Up That Asked You If You Were Thirsty For Cola And If You Clicked “Yes” It Opened Your Cd Tray And Said “Here Is A Cup Holder”
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