So I went as Admiral Whore-ratio Nelson to my friends “sexy historical figures” costume party. - Imgur

So I went as Admiral Whore-ratio Nelson to my friends “sexy historical figures” costume party. - Imgur

Hectograph: The Only San Francisco Giant I Care For Is That One In Ya Boxers Bruh

Minutesfromthesix

Just Ordered My First Thong Hehe

Was This Close To Getting Some Charlie Briefs Until I Realized That W Shipping It Would Be $50. Just &Amp;Hellip; Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T &Amp;Hellip; Pull The &Amp;Hellip; Trigger

Smatter: Up Late Doing Work :(

Paging Mr. Hermann

Deangelospot: Follow Ex Porn Model Deangelo Jackson’s Tumblr:http://Deangelospot.tumblr.com Ig: Mdb25 Kik: Marqdb

Today&Amp;Rsquo;S Theme Is: Messy Rooms. These Dudes Taking Nudes Without Picking Up Their Rooms Remind Me Of How Fun It Is To Go Over To A Guy&Amp;Rsquo;S House For The First Time And Hook Up In His Room When His Whole Life&Amp;Rsquo;S On The Floor.

Messy Rooms

Messy Rooms Are The Real Life Alternative To The Beige Couches And Vacuumed Floors Of Industrial Porn

I Wish More Dom/Sub Porn Took Place Outside Of Dungeons. Whips And Chains Do Not Excite Me, But A Well-Placed Hair Grip, &Amp;Ldquo;Bitch,&Amp;Rdquo; Or Dick Slap Does.

Pleasemaster: A Life At Sea…

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