if you’re a girl and you don’t randomly touch your boobs then you’re lying

if you’re a girl and you don’t randomly touch your boobs then you’re lying

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Patcot: Kroptorss: I Was Looking At This Book With Stuff About Every Religion And What Have We Done

Digiportplz: Oh My God This Was In The Newspaper A Few Months Back And I Just Lost It. I Just Best Joke.

Guys..... Look What I Just Realized:

Eriadn: We Have A Sub In Us History And He Said “I Have To Take Attendance, If I Mispronounce Your Name It’s Because I Dont Care”

Edgur: Goals For Today Anger White People Buy Bread

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Nutella-Boy: Tumblrbot Suggested Me To Follow Banana-Rotation That Blog Has Only This Picture Everywhere All Over Their Blog,There’s Just That Fucking Picture Why

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Gay Does Not Mean Interested In You.

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