shabanasks: mrsmelchiorgabor: “If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks. There would be two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning after pill would come in different flavors like sea salt and cool ranch.”

shabanasks: mrsmelchiorgabor: “If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks. There would be two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning after pill would come in different flavors like sea salt and cool ranch.”

Mynameisfour: Adriofthedead: Imagine Your Otp Cornering You In A Dark Alley And Beating The Shit Out Of You At Least They Would Be Together

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Caffeinekind: Dorkstrider: [Steals The Bass And Runs] Drop That

Long-Romantic-Walk-To-The-Fridge: Thatonechinoy: What The Actual Fuck “I Am So Done With This Bullshit”

50-Shades-Of-2Spooky: Alafairftw: Marching-Band-Plot-Twist: Lilio: Picinetophone He’s Too Cool To Look At The Camera. Woodwind Threesome Oh My God

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Pinkfurbyadventures: Sniff.

Greydelisle: Juggling Takes A Lot Of Balls.

Fake Deep

Thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood: Ghostlytako: Rissa Pls I Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry

Fake Deep

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