i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like “sorry i’m not gay” bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like “sorry i’m not gay” bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

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