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acylate: pop quiz: am i a boy or a girl? trick question! im a small colony of highly intelligent catfish plus one waterproof computer we will bury you

Jawnpalace: “Asexuality Isn’t A Sexuality” “Pansexuality Is The Hipster Version Of Bisexuality” “I’m Going To Tell You What Your Sexuality Is Because I Think I’m Right”

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Aud-Ler: “You Only Like That Character Because They’re Attractive”

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Findthepaththatisyourown: Peaceloveandstarwars: “I Was Walking Down The Boardwalk In Venice Beach And Some Kids Had Probably Two Litters Of Puppies In A Cardbord Box. They Were Maybe A Day To 3 Days Old And She Was At The Very Bottom Of The Box And

Ostracizedpoodle: Hitler Was Just Being Himself And Look What Happened

Theelemental-Alchemist: Do You Ever Look At Someone Else’s Art And Whisper How

Solluxander: Darthloki: Solluxander: Dont Judge A Book By Its Cover. My Math Textbook Has A Picture Of Someone Enjoying Themselves On It. I Did Not Enjoy Myself At All The Cover Of My Math Book Has Pizza On It. I Have Yet To Be Served Any Pizza The

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