snarg: jesus died for your sins so make sure to sin hard everyday or else he died for nothing

snarg: jesus died for your sins so make sure to sin hard everyday or else he died for nothing

Assiest: On Dasher On Dancer On Prancer And Vixen On Hitler On Cupid On Donner And Blitzkrieg

Bandoge: Why Does Santa Get More Things For Rich Kids

Imthejesusofsuburbia: Shiningchan: Imthejesusofsuburbia: Why Is It That Girl Pockets Are So Tiny You Can’t Even Fit Money In There And Guy Pockets Are So Big They Can Fit 5 Calculators In There Why Are You Measuring In Calculators Dont Tell Me

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Zenith-Of-Justice: Shelpee: How Do You Politely Push Someone Off Of A Cliff You Have A Tea Party At The Edge Of The Cliff And You Say “Wow There Old Chap Look At What’s At The Bottom Of This Cliff!” And Then They Lean Over And Go “Why I Do

Lucifelle: “Please Do Not Enter The Garden Area.”

Foxnewsofficial: All These Girls Hating On Taylor Swift Like They Wouldn’t Try To Date As Many Celebs As They Could

Littleturtleduck: My-Raggedy-Detective: If You’re Ever With A Group Of People And Everyone Is Arguing Loudly About Many Different Things Just Yell I Will Take It! I Will Take The Ring To Mordor! Though I Do Not Know The Way

Keyboardsmashwriters: Orangemuses: Hogswatch: If You’re Ever Having Problems With A Boy Just Remember That At Least He Never Converted His Entire Country To Protestantism Just To Break Up With You Oh My Fucking God

Teyuss:

Arachnidsgrip-Ag: It Really Wasn’t My Style. I’m Pretty Sure It Freaked Out The Neigh8Ors Too……..

1Takejake: Dontforgetofrown: A Wedding Photographer Took This Picture From A Rooftop To Get A Bird’s Eye View Of A Wedding In Progress. Something Seemed Odd About The Balcony In The Top Right Portion Of The Photograph. This Is What The Photographer

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