archaeosaur: social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion

archaeosaur: social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion

Save Yourself First

Heathyr: I Hate It When You Just Randomly Get Hit With Crippling Embarrassment Over Something You Did Years Ago And You’re Writhing With Your Hands Over Your Face Trying To Tell The Memory To Go Away Omg Shut The Fuck Up

City-Of-Percabeth: Horanstiffy: Hawthornes: Do You Ever Just Find Yourself Doing Really Fucking Weird Things When No One Is Around And Then You Suddenly Freeze, Paranoid Over The Fact Maybe Your Parents Have Installed Spy-Cams In The House To Watch

Bückstabü

The Best Of Humor &Amp; Entertainment

Unclefather: Unclefather: At My Funeral There Is Going To Be A Closed Casket And Then It Will Be Opened To Reveal That I Am Not Inside. Instead, They Will Turn On The Ceiling Fan And My Lifeless Body Will Swing Around The Room While The Space Jam

Astura-Mittens-The-Sex-Kitten: I Was Clearing My Browser History For Reasons And This Popped Up And Im Sobbing Google Chrome Knows What Im Doing And It’s Giving Me Tips

Lavendertowns: Twas The Night Before Christmas And All Through The House Not A Sound Could Be Heard Except The Click Of My Mouse

Christmasturbate: Vaginas Are So Ugly And Penises Are So Ugly Too Why Cant Genitals Be Cute And Pretty

Dailyanimals: Happy Holidays! [X]

Stevenfresco: Why Go To The Doctor When You’re Sick When You Can Just Google Your Symptoms And Scare The Shit Out Of Yourself

Katara: Its So Funny To Read My Blog Because My Train Of Thought Is More Like This

OnHerBack OnHerKnees