64kbps: when you cant think of a clever argument, just say “you’re(:”. works every time

64kbps: when you cant think of a clever argument, just say “you’re(:”. works every time

Beerito: Whataboutphilsmum: Beerito: Grows Flowers On U Because Youre Dirt You’re…… I’m Sorry…… I Hate People Like Me .-. Picks You Up In A Plastic Baggie Because Ur A Piece Of Shit*

Halloweenpunk: I Want To Be Able To Say “???????????” In Real Life But All I Can Do Is Give This Extremely Expressive Look Of Confusion And Mild Indignation

Doodleniks: And The Guilt I Expected Never Came

&Quot;Science Is Whatever We Want It To Be&Quot;

Fjerce: What You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery: Fuck My Contact Lens

Buttgenie: I Hate When A Teacher Is Genuinely Funny And I’m The Only One In The Entire Classroom That Laughs At Their Jokes Since Everybody I Go To School With Are Distasteful Heathens

Tactical-Facepalm: Signs Your Alarm Clock Might Be Demonically Possessed

&Quot;Science Is Whatever We Want It To Be&Quot;

Earthnation: I Don’t Wanna Be A Porn Star I Wanna Be A Porn Galaxy

Kattygirls: Food On Your Dash :)

Shercocklocked: Im Lguhaing So Hard I Just Realized When Belle Was Singing She Was Like ‘Newww And A Bit Alarming’ Because Shes Basically Like ‘Oh My Fucking God I Might Be Into Bestiality?’

Coryinthebasement: If You Legitimately Use The Term Haters Then You Shouldnt Be Asking Yourself Why You Have Them

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