louiswtomlinson: i got 99 problems and getting off tumblr could probably solve about 98 of them

louiswtomlinson: i got 99 problems and getting off tumblr could probably solve about 98 of them

Jesuschristvevo: I Wont Need To Know Trigonometry When Im Standing On The Corner Of Some Street Fucking People For Money

R0Wdyruff: Help Me, I Am Trapped In A Haiku Factory Save Me, Before They

Reclaimmyimagination: Welcome To Tumblr, Where Everybody Loves Satan And Hates Themselves.

Dirkkitty: If U Knew Me In Middle School Im Sorry

Porkot: I Was In The Kitchen And I Saw Some Smoke And I Pointed At It And I Said “Whats That Smoking” And My Mom Said “Oh You Mean Me?” And Flipped Her Hair And I Say No Theres Something Actually On Fire And Shes Like “Oh My God There Is”

Welcome To My Fantasy Zone.

Hungmoney: Omfg I Was Sitting In My Kitchen Looking At This Jar Of Pickles And It Said It Had 0 Calories And I Was Like Wtf, How Can This Whole Damn Jar Of Pickles Have 0 Calories And I Was Like Getting Pissed Cus I Couldnt Figure It Out So I Googled

Cnnbreaking: Gets A On Test .02% Rise On Grade Gets C On Test

Nue: I Dont Have Opinions Because All My Opinions Are Fact

Katara: How Do You Get Attractive Enough So That Everyone Loves You No Matter What

Ohmyasian: Gif Of The Week: So That’s How They Make Latte Art!

Sexcelsior: People Who Address Romeo And Juliet As A Love Story

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