reclaimmyimagination: Welcome to Tumblr, where everybody loves Satan and hates themselves.

reclaimmyimagination: Welcome to Tumblr, where everybody loves Satan and hates themselves.

Dirkkitty: If U Knew Me In Middle School Im Sorry

Porkot: I Was In The Kitchen And I Saw Some Smoke And I Pointed At It And I Said “Whats That Smoking” And My Mom Said “Oh You Mean Me?” And Flipped Her Hair And I Say No Theres Something Actually On Fire And Shes Like “Oh My God There Is”

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Hungmoney: Omfg I Was Sitting In My Kitchen Looking At This Jar Of Pickles And It Said It Had 0 Calories And I Was Like Wtf, How Can This Whole Damn Jar Of Pickles Have 0 Calories And I Was Like Getting Pissed Cus I Couldnt Figure It Out So I Googled

Cnnbreaking: Gets A On Test .02% Rise On Grade Gets C On Test

Nue: I Dont Have Opinions Because All My Opinions Are Fact

Katara: How Do You Get Attractive Enough So That Everyone Loves You No Matter What

Ohmyasian: Gif Of The Week: So That’s How They Make Latte Art!

Sexcelsior: People Who Address Romeo And Juliet As A Love Story

Monlow: 2Pissymagpies: Eyelikeamagpie: Murphels: Smithcollins: How Do I Get A Boy To Like Me??/?//? Pull Him Out Of Hell And Stare At Him Quizzically For 1-3 Years Show Off Your Deduction Skills And Turn Up Your Coat Collar So You Look Cool Grab

Boltstuck: Boltstuck: Time To Be A Productive Member Of Society Holy Shit Is That A Fanfic Update

Kanyewestevil: Schools Have Stairs So You Can Throw Yourselves Down Them

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