nohighs: “sir, what you did is so illegal that it loops around and now you’re the cop and i’m under arrest. here’s your badge welcome to the force”

nohighs: “sir, what you did is so illegal that it loops around and now you’re the cop and i’m under arrest. here’s your badge welcome to the force”

Tan00Ki: I Was Going To Post This On My Other Account But I Didn’t Feel Like It Raughs

Lilgavroche: If Someone Shows You A Meaningful Song Or Their Favorite Poem Or You Ever Get To Hear That Person Talk About Something They’re Passionate About You Better Fucking Listen Because That Person Is Probably Spilling Their Heart And Soul To

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Tupacabra: When My Mom Was Pregnant She Would Put A Walkman Up To Her Stomach And Play Cher’s Greatest Hits And She Apologizes For It Every Day Because She Thinks That’s What Made Me Gay

Circumcisions: Livelikewwolves: Circumcisions: Circumcisions: Circumcisions: My Parents Split After They Made Me. I Am A Volcano. They Are Tectonic Plates. Follow For More Geological Humour. I Really Hope The Two People Who Just Followed Me Aren’t

Whatever Mom

Coastlineteens: You Can’t Spell Disappointment Without “Me”

Esexist: There Is A Thin Line Between Being Sassy And Being An Asshole And I Cross It Everyday

Rosaparking: If I Decide To Be Your Friend With Benefits You’d Better Cover Dental

Boredandviolent77: Holy Fucking Shit. Laughing So Hard.

Abrza: Timoodles: There Is A Town Called Sandwich In Massachusetts There Are Literally Police Cars Labelled Sandwich Police Sorry Ma’am, You’re Under Arrest. Too Much Mayo. Driving Through There All The Time, I Can Not Tell You How Much Fucking

Michelleev: Guys Remember When Zack And Cody Went To A Parallel Universe And Esteban Was The Sassy Estebanita

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