tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

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Coastlineteens: You Can’t Spell Disappointment Without “Me”

Esexist: There Is A Thin Line Between Being Sassy And Being An Asshole And I Cross It Everyday

Rosaparking: If I Decide To Be Your Friend With Benefits You’d Better Cover Dental

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Michelleev: Guys Remember When Zack And Cody Went To A Parallel Universe And Esteban Was The Sassy Estebanita

That-Stupid-Tardis-Sound: That-Stupid-Tardis-Sound: That-Stupid-Tardis-Sound: All I Want Is To Possess A Cute Boy I Meant Like Having A Boyfriend I’m Not A Demon I Lied I Actually Am A Demon

Petewanks: Coincidentally

Tokillamagpie: Cloudy With A Chance Of Your Parents Making Fun Of Your Interests

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