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Coastlineteens: You Can’t Spell Disappointment Without “Me”

Esexist: There Is A Thin Line Between Being Sassy And Being An Asshole And I Cross It Everyday

Rosaparking: If I Decide To Be Your Friend With Benefits You’d Better Cover Dental

Boredandviolent77: Holy Fucking Shit. Laughing So Hard.

Abrza: Timoodles: There Is A Town Called Sandwich In Massachusetts There Are Literally Police Cars Labelled Sandwich Police Sorry Ma’am, You’re Under Arrest. Too Much Mayo. Driving Through There All The Time, I Can Not Tell You How Much Fucking

Michelleev: Guys Remember When Zack And Cody Went To A Parallel Universe And Esteban Was The Sassy Estebanita

That-Stupid-Tardis-Sound: That-Stupid-Tardis-Sound: That-Stupid-Tardis-Sound: All I Want Is To Possess A Cute Boy I Meant Like Having A Boyfriend I’m Not A Demon I Lied I Actually Am A Demon

Petewanks: Coincidentally

Tokillamagpie: Cloudy With A Chance Of Your Parents Making Fun Of Your Interests

Sasssyslytherin: What-About-Fallout: Jesscats: Um The Australian Drinking Age Is 18 And The American One Is 21 So Hows Your Freedom Feeling Now America It’s 21 Because America Cares About People Knowing How It Feels Having A Fully Developed Brain

Nintendonut1: Fairwind: Epic-Lee: Wtf This Is What College Feels Like Yes. This Made Me So Angry

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