horatioandalice: courteousaviarist: shrikestrike: oh my god HE DOESNT LIKE TO SPLASH SO HE JUST FLOATS GOD FUCKING BLESS I cannot

horatioandalice: courteousaviarist: shrikestrike: oh my god HE DOESNT LIKE TO SPLASH SO HE JUST FLOATS GOD FUCKING BLESS I cannot

Kanyewesticle: Slowly-Crushed-Down: Kanyewesticle: Shoutout To All The 11 Year Olds Making Statuses About Being Alone For Valentines Fucking 11 Year Olds. Dont Do That Unless You Want To Go To Jail

Mrbarakat: Imagine A Concert Venue With Trampolines For Floors Omg

Kanyewesticle: When I Was Younger I Used To Think Ron Stoppable Was Going To Marry Me So I Hated On Kim Possible And I Found This On My Old Laptop

Adahm: I’ve Named My Eyebrows Church And State To Ensure Their Separation

This Steak Is Steakalicious

Funimationentertainment: Felixfirecrotchwalken: A Quirky Anime About A Girl Who Disguises Herself As A Boy And Becomes The Next Pope Ouran High School Pope Club

Greenpeniwrite: Dracosredemption: So Here You See Two Photos Of Emma And Rupert Displaying Elegance And Serenity—And Then There’s Dan. “I Have A Fucking Branch On Fire! I’m Not Daniel! I Am Harry Potter!” I Don’t Know What Makes Me Laugh

Eracist: Rolling Joints With Pages Of The Bible

Scarecrows: Part Two Of My Valentine’s Day Cards Set! Took The First 5 Requests. [Part 1]

Ricksanscrotum: There Is Nothing I Care Less About Than Sports. Nothing. I Care More About The Sexual Behavior Of Flamingos Than I Do About Sports.

Prostitourettes: You Came To The Right Neighborhood Here Take Some Lemonade

Rabioheab: Hello 911? Hey Uh… I’ve Uh… Clears Throat I’ve Liked You For A Long Time I Uh… Haha… Do You Maybe Want To Go Out For Drinks Sometime?

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