prostitourettes: you came to the right neighborhood here take some lemonade

prostitourettes: you came to the right neighborhood here take some lemonade

Rabioheab: Hello 911? Hey Uh… I’ve Uh… Clears Throat I’ve Liked You For A Long Time I Uh… Haha… Do You Maybe Want To Go Out For Drinks Sometime?

Shakira.

Rnedia: I Don’t Understand Why It’s Illegal To Have Sex With A Miner They Provide Us With Coal And Electricity They Deserve A Little Fun

Silenthill: People Ask Me A Lot What I Wanna Be When I Grow Up. I Still Haven’t Decided Yet. Maybe A Lawyer. Maybe The Dude Who Has To Censor Japanese Porn

Teen-Urges: Origami-Dolls: Cute! Omg. Its Just So Pudgy I Wanna Touch It.

Darrynek: Googles Nutritional Information For A Harlem Shake

2Good2Bdrew: If I Ever Turned Invisible The First Thing I’d Do Is Go To France And Beat Up A Mime. Everyone Would Think He Is The Greatest Performer To Ever Live.

Rnedia: Everyone In Harry Potter Treated Luna Like She Was Crazy For Believing In Weird Shit Like They Didn’t Go To Wizard High School

Whatever Mom

Letdownyourhairzel: My Disney Obsession. ♥ Check Out The Amazing Artist! She Is Really Talented!!Http://Amymebberson.tumblr.com/

Siskyisoutofbusiness: Omfg So Today In Physics This Girl’s Phone Went Off And Her Ringtone Was Shine Bright Like A Diamond And My Teacher Stood Up And Said Turn That Thing Off If I Hear It Again I Will Personally Track Down Rihanna And Explain To Her

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