rnedia: son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

rnedia: son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

K1Mkardashian: Pam Gets It

This Steak Is Steakalicious

Usb-Dongle: One Time My Boyfriend Cracked An Egg And It Looked Just Like A Fish

Shakira.

Moved To @Chromaticray!

Wicked Witch Of The West

Shakira.

Shakira.

Whatever Mom

Holmstuck: One Time In 6Th Grade These Kids Found Out That Im Not Religious Somehow And They Cornered Me At Lunch And Told Me That I Was Going To Hell So I Stood Completely Still And Rolled My Eyes Back Into My Head And Said “Im Already There” And

Msjewbooty: Hey. Look At That Over There Physically Turns Your Head To The Side Made You Look. It Was Me Who Made You Look. I Turned Your Head And You Had To Look. That Was My Doing

Opaki: My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard And They’re Like Can I Have Some And I’m Like No Fuck Off What Do You Think This Is A Charity

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