usb-dongle: one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

usb-dongle: one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

Shakira.

Moved To @Chromaticray!

Wicked Witch Of The West

Shakira.

Shakira.

Whatever Mom

Holmstuck: One Time In 6Th Grade These Kids Found Out That Im Not Religious Somehow And They Cornered Me At Lunch And Told Me That I Was Going To Hell So I Stood Completely Still And Rolled My Eyes Back Into My Head And Said “Im Already There” And

Msjewbooty: Hey. Look At That Over There Physically Turns Your Head To The Side Made You Look. It Was Me Who Made You Look. I Turned Your Head And You Had To Look. That Was My Doing

Opaki: My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard And They’re Like Can I Have Some And I’m Like No Fuck Off What Do You Think This Is A Charity

Rabioheab: Unique And Simple Baby Names Baby Infant The Thing The Diaper Wearer Stop Crying Already

Piefacemcgee: Nmwalton: Cerebralfailure: Sdkjfhkhla-Deactivated20130606: Stop Reblogging Your Hipster Shit And Look At This Beautiful Man. How Often Is It, Do You Think, That Somebody Tells Him That He’s Gorgeous? Is That Fair? No, No It Is Not.

Foreveralone-Lyguy: I Walked Into The Kitchen At 5:30Am And Saw This In The Sink… This Isn’t My Cat

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