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a-spider: whats stopping us from getting married oh right ur a chicken nugget

Ericandy: During A History Exam Once One Of The Questions Was “How Was Stalin Buying Time From Hitler To Prevent Him Attacking The Soviet Union?” Or Something And I Wrote “He Was Stallin’” Halfway Through Grading Them The Next Day My Teacher

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Saltedlimp: Walk Up In The Club Like Waddup Im Finally Invited To Something

Dreamofflight: Letslivelikejackandsally: We’re All Getting Arrested For This I Have To Believe The President Would Die Laughing At These.

Carry-On-Wayward-Assbutt: Carry-On-Wayward-Assbutt: I Saw A 67 Chevy Impala Outside My School Today The Second I Got Home I Did The Same Thing That Any Normal Person Would Do. I Searched For Strange Deaths And Disappearances In My Town. This Post

Foodnun: I Wonder What Its Like To Be So Hot That Everyone Gets Nervous Talking To You

Burgrs: Did Somebody Say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mozzarella Sticks

Taysons: When You Can Tell You’re Becoming Increasingly Less Important To Someone

The-Staged-Inadequacy: I-Donteven-Know-I-Justlike-Bands: Why Does Everything Have To Be Related To A Fandom

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