apatheticghost: in sixth grade i forgot my math homework so as the teacher was checking it i ran to the trash can and threw up and went home sick and did my homework and i got a 100 and thats how 11 year old me beat the system

apatheticghost: in sixth grade i forgot my math homework so as the teacher was checking it i ran to the trash can and threw up and went home sick and did my homework and i got a 100 and thats how 11 year old me beat the system

Black-Holes-Of-Symmetry: “Do Your Homework!” Homework Homerowk Homoerk Homoer Homoerot Homoerotic Homoerotic Fanfiction If You Insist

Situpsandfruitcups: When I First Moved To Canada, I Showed Up To A Party And Started Putting My Beer In The Fridge. The Entire Kitchen Stopped To Stare In Wonder And Disbelief Until Someone Yelled Out ‘Don’t Fucking Waste Pizza Space. This Whole

Mid2000Snatalieportman: My Favorite Part Of Explaining Homestuck Is Saying How Much It Breaks The Fourth Wall Everyone Just Dismisses It Like “Oh Yeah Lots Of Things Do That” No You Don’t Understand There Is Literally A Wall And They Throw A Boat

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Msjewbooty: Grandpa Tell Me A Story About The Time You Took A Shit On That Man’s Windshield (My Grandfather Is A Pigeon) (Im Adopted)

Samilarities: This Is Why You Shouldn’t Date Out Of Fandom. When You Date In Fandom, You Can Have It Alllllllll.

Raspberrying: “What Are Your Hobbies??? What Do You Do For Fun? Do You Play Any Sports??!?”

Icwok: A Bird Flew Into My House While I Was Sleeping My Mom Always Taught Me To Be Nice With Guests So I Fed Him But He Wouldn’t Eat Then It Turns Out That He Demanded To Be Fed In The Mouth (Or Beak?) Rude Asshole Look At Him Smiling Because He

Technoskates: Grunts With Frustration At Writing

Fanggirl24: Theswahn: Its-Kili: Just-A-Fangirl: Michigansmanofmayhem: Jesus Christ Still Not Chris Hiddleston I Actually Have No Witty And Or Sarcastic Remark Oh My Fuck..

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Athomewithlana: Neurowolf: Brucefuckingbanner: Mishasminions: Relevant To Humanity Relevant To Tumblr. But Seriously, Relevant To Everything.so Many Motherfuckers Say “I’m Offended”. Well That Is Something You’re Entitled To Be!But That

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