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situpsandfruitcups: When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole

situpsandfruitcups: When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole

situpsandfruitcups:  When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started

Mid2000Snatalieportman: My Favorite Part Of Explaining Homestuck Is Saying How Much It Breaks The Fourth Wall Everyone Just Dismisses It Like “Oh Yeah Lots Of Things Do That” No You Don’t Understand There Is Literally A Wall And They Throw A Boat

Mid2000Snatalieportman:  My Favorite Part Of Explaining Homestuck Is Saying How Much

So Many Ideas So Little Time

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Msjewbooty: Grandpa Tell Me A Story About The Time You Took A Shit On That Man’s Windshield (My Grandfather Is A Pigeon) (Im Adopted)

Msjewbooty:  Grandpa Tell Me A Story About The Time You Took A Shit On That Man’s

Samilarities: This Is Why You Shouldn’t Date Out Of Fandom. When You Date In Fandom, You Can Have It Alllllllll.

Samilarities:  This Is Why You Shouldn’t Date Out Of Fandom. When You Date In Fandom,

Raspberrying: “What Are Your Hobbies??? What Do You Do For Fun? Do You Play Any Sports??!?”

Raspberrying:   “What Are Your Hobbies??? What Do You Do For Fun? Do You Play Any

Icwok: A Bird Flew Into My House While I Was Sleeping My Mom Always Taught Me To Be Nice With Guests So I Fed Him But He Wouldn’t Eat Then It Turns Out That He Demanded To Be Fed In The Mouth (Or Beak?) Rude Asshole Look At Him Smiling Because He

Icwok:  A Bird Flew Into My House While I Was Sleeping  My Mom Always Taught Me To

Technoskates: Grunts With Frustration At Writing

Technoskates:  Grunts With Frustration At Writing

Fanggirl24: Theswahn: Its-Kili: Just-A-Fangirl: Michigansmanofmayhem: Jesus Christ Still Not Chris Hiddleston I Actually Have No Witty And Or Sarcastic Remark Oh My Fuck..

Fanggirl24:  Theswahn:  Its-Kili:  Just-A-Fangirl:  Michigansmanofmayhem:  Jesus

Multishipperpirateking: 5Thcellarofthetardis: Jlm-Be-Spooky: Tthe-Masterr: S-P-A-N: Nikoniku: Luckyclive: Rochielle: Appeasingclouds: A New Vending Machine Has Been Released Which Can Print Any Book Within Minutes.the Espresso Book Machine Has

Multishipperpirateking:   5Thcellarofthetardis:  Jlm-Be-Spooky:  Tthe-Masterr:  S-P-A-N:

Athomewithlana: Neurowolf: Brucefuckingbanner: Mishasminions: Relevant To Humanity Relevant To Tumblr. But Seriously, Relevant To Everything.so Many Motherfuckers Say “I’m Offended”. Well That Is Something You’re Entitled To Be!But That

Athomewithlana:  Neurowolf:  Brucefuckingbanner:   Mishasminions:   Relevant To Humanity

Whatever Mom

Whatever Mom

Burgrs: 1 Time In My English Class There Was A Fly Going Around The Room And It Was Annoying Everyone And It Came Over To My Desk And I Caught It With My Hand And Like 15 Ppl Started Clapping But I Couldn’t Get Up To Throw It In The Trash Because I

Burgrs:  1 Time In My English Class There Was A Fly Going Around The Room And It

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