nightli: you’ll never get me alive

nightli: you’ll never get me alive

I-Give-You-A-Hamburger: When You Want To Leave But Your Dumb Cunt Parents Won’t Stop Eating All The Demon Food

So Many Ideas So Little Time

So Many Ideas So Little Time

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Everything-Is-Connected: Catrickstump: Dispopular: Gamzeemakarababy: I Have Been Watching This Show For The Past Seven Years And Just Now Realized Theyre Wearing Young And Old Versions Of The Same Outfit I Was Thinking About This Like What If Madame

Sokrovenno: Tumblr Has Jokes That Are Essentially Memes But Because Of The Whole Superiority Against Memes Mindset We Just Don’t Call Them Memes

Helioscentrifuge: I Bet Dave Didn’t Have A Fucking First Name For The First Four Years Of His Life And Bro Just Called Him Kid Until He Had To Go To School And Was Like “Shit Children Need Names”

Mama-Bird: Let’s Invent A Game Called “Infomercial” When Someone Yells “Infomercial” At You, You Have To Completely Fuck Up Whatever You’re Doing In A Hilarious And Melodramatic Way

Galvanfoxtrot: Ralphabetsoup: Omg

Somethingwittythiswaycomes: Themaleanachronism: Icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: Tastysoup: Honchcrow: #But When Are They Hiring? This Is Like The Most Urgent Sign I’ve Ever Seen In My Entire Life. Whereas This Is The Most Passive-Aggressive Sign.

Nayx: Need A Laugh? Find One Yourself. Welcome To The Real World Dumbass

Deluminator: My Sister Isn’t Talking 2 Me Bc Earlier She Was Doing Her Homework And She Was Like ‘God I Need Somewhere Flat To Write’ And I Said ‘How About Your Chest’

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