dutchsheerio: meow-sheeran: how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him

dutchsheerio: meow-sheeran: how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him

Are We Rolling?

Acquaint: If I Were A Murderer I’d Be The Febreze Murderer And Lead My Victims Blindfolded To Undisclosed Locations And I’d Ask Them What They Smelled And They’d Be Like “Omg Ocean Air And Tulips” And Then I’d Rip Off The Blindfold And It

Are We Rolling?

Thesilentsleeper: If You Wanna Be Friends With Me All You Gotta Do Is Act Like You’re Already Friends With Me Call Me By My Name Send Me Porn Type Like You’re Having A Mental Breakdown That’s It

Mrcraabs: Why The Fuck Cant I Have A Best Friend Who Lives 30 Seconds Away From Me Who Always Comes Over And We Just Stay At Each Others Houses Whenever Movies Are So Deceiving

Shion-Gotteskrieger: ￣ ³￣

Overdramaticcomedian: Jazminthedauntless: Somebody Please Give The Ember Island Players An Oscar. Sometimes I Close My Eyes And Pretend That This Is The Movie M. Night Shamalan Made. It’s Less Painful

Ishxq: Me Everyday At School. This&Amp;Gt;

Too Much Time On The Interwebs.

Too Much Time On The Interwebs.

You Ever See Someone Attractive But They’re Such A Stereotypical Type Of Attractive That It’s Actually Boring

Andrewpauldost: Last Year A Big Group Of Girls In My Class Were All Talking And This One Girl Was Like “Im Bisexual” And All The Girls Like Stared At Her And Then The Girl Goes “Dont Worry Im Only Attracted To Pretty Girls” And I Was Like Did

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