coconutdead: “youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly

coconutdead: “youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly

Colfr: So My Parents Just Came Home From The Shops And Told Me That They Got A New Toilet Seat Yes Those Are Dolphins And Shells. But Wait Until You Open The Fucking Thing Oh Yes My Parents Bought A Light Up Toilet Seat I Am So Fucking Done

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My Dad Was Sitting Beside Me On The Computer And Saw This Folder He Asked Me If It Was A Folder Filled With ‘Erotic Fanfiction About Homosexuals’ I Then Proceeded To Show Him What Was In It He Then Walked Away Muttering Something About Me Being

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