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sassy-gear-kessam: ALL RIGHT, I’m tired of trying to sell this. So. LET’S DO A RANDOM GIVEAWAY YAAAAAAAY. I bought a new tablet to replace my old Wacom BAMBOO FUN (CTE-650) tablet (because I thought I had lost the pen and jumped the gun, thereby

sassy-gear-kessam: ALL RIGHT, I’m tired of trying to sell this. So. LET’S DO A RANDOM GIVEAWAY YAAAAAAAY. I bought a new tablet to replace my old Wacom BAMBOO FUN (CTE-650) tablet (because I thought I had lost the pen and jumped the gun, thereby

sassy-gear-kessam:  ALL RIGHT, I’m tired of trying to sell this. So. LET’S DO

sassy-gear-kessam:  ALL RIGHT, I’m tired of trying to sell this. So. LET’S DO

I Have Been Treating You Like The Bandagewhen You Might Actuallybe The Wound.

 I Have Been Treating You Like The Bandagewhen You Might Actuallybe The Wound.

Sodamnrelatable: “If False, Please Correct And Rewrite The Statement”

Sodamnrelatable:  “If False, Please Correct And Rewrite The Statement”

Initiala: A Little Girl In My 4Th Grade Class Came Up To Me After Recess And Said, “I Got Married At Recess!” And I Said “Oh? I Didn’t Know Anyone Was Ordained Under The Age Of Twelve.” And She Asked Me What Ordained Meant And I Explained And

Initiala:  A Little Girl In My 4Th Grade Class Came Up To Me After Recess And Said,

Therealhorusszahhak: This Guy At My School Shows Up Every Day With Like A Fake Wolf Tail Clipped To His Back Belt Loop, And I Always See Him Running From Class To Class And Jumping Over Things And He Looks So Happy To Exist And Sometimes He Brings A

Therealhorusszahhak:  This Guy At My School Shows Up Every Day With Like A Fake Wolf

So Many Ideas So Little Time

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Humansofnewyork: “I Really Started Running When I Was 18, Right After My Dad Died. I Was Doing 17 Miles Every Day. It Was My Own Way Of Facing Death Each Night And Beating It.”

Humansofnewyork:  “I Really Started Running When I Was 18, Right After My Dad Died.

Thefruitythebooty: Simsgonewrong: Come, Sit Down. His Eyes Say ‘Bedroom’, But His Hands Say ‘Hospital’

Thefruitythebooty:  Simsgonewrong:  Come, Sit Down.  His Eyes Say ‘Bedroom’,

Bootslots: Inkstrangle: Callmekitto: Now You, Too, Can Spot A Lesbian On Sight Alone!! I Really Want That Shirt Tho The Third One Tho

Bootslots:  Inkstrangle:  Callmekitto:  Now You, Too, Can Spot A Lesbian On Sight

Cowboybeboop: Reblgo If U Want A Thai Gap Like This

Cowboybeboop:  Reblgo If U Want A Thai Gap Like This

Neilpatrickharry: Pancakebatters: I  Just Find It Hilarious That Eurovision Was Invented Because Europe Was Like “No More War Guys, Fight It Out  Through Songs”  I Find It Hilarious That It Worked

Neilpatrickharry:  Pancakebatters:  I  Just Find It Hilarious That Eurovision Was

Poopflow: Rave-Dad.gif

Poopflow:  Rave-Dad.gif

Feithne: I Was Sitting In The Library Doing My Homework One Day When A Group Of Thugs Entered And Approached Me. One Smiled Gently And Reached A Hand Out To Me. “It’s Time,” He Said Solemnly. “The Thug Life Has Chosen You.”

Feithne:  I Was Sitting In The Library Doing My Homework One Day When A Group Of

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