partybarackisinthehousetonight: yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise

partybarackisinthehousetonight: yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. props up pillows and folds blankets pillow falls over uh sweats nervously this doesn’t usually happen i promise

Jellybeing: I Just Tried To Say “Justin Timberlake” Outloud But It Came Out As “Jimber Timber”

Slurpeenis: World War 3: Swaggy Vs Swaggie

Articpolar: Tie Dying Shirts With The Blood Of Your Unfollowers

Bondoge: Ruinscape: How Many Orange In Florida 99999999 Orqange Possible More

Meladoodle: Sext: Why Aren’t You Responding To Me Haha

Joyfulldreams: Inuysha-Link-Lover: Algrenion: I Think There Should Be Au’s And Then There Should Be Ua’s Because Universe Alterations Would Be A Good Name For When Your Characters Are In The Exact Same Universe But You’re Altering Just A Couple

Gatzzby: Hannahsneakers: Why Don’t They Have Big Hyped Up Award Shows For Books I Mean Best Male/Female Character Best Antagonist Best Plot Development Best Plot Twist Come On #Book You Threw Across The Room The Hardest

Castiel-Is-Wonderful: Sionainnlindsay: Castiel-Is-Wonderful: Wait Hold The Fuck Up Is ‘Mrs’ Just Mr’s Like Belonging To Mr Omg Mr Comes From The French Monsieur, Which I Think Literally Translates As ‘My Lord’ And Basically Just Means

Sloth-Grunge: Do You Think If I Die Now I’ll Have Enough Time To Be Reincarnated As Kim Kardashians Baby

Adamflayman: My Dashboard Is 90% Depressive Posts But It Should Be 100% Baby Squid Posts Let Get This Squid Party Moving Along

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Emilioestevez: Story Time So About 7 Months Ago, My Girlfriend At The Time Asked Me To Move In. So I Did And We Lived Together For Roughly 6 Weeks. She Asked Me To Move Out Until I Was Mature Enough To Live With A Girl Because In Those 6 Weeks I Drew

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