h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

Everythingiscanvas: I Never Get Tired Of This

Snapchatting: You Are Under Arrest For Being Attractive And Ruining My Life

Lokidindeed: I-Deduce-Youre-A-Bitch: You Niqqas Wanna Learn Elvish?! Here Ya Go!

Harrysthefather: Harrysthefather: So I Was At Starbucks Right And I Saw This Old Man Sitting Alone And Drinking His Little Cup Of Coffee All Cutelyi Was Like Aww So I Wrote This And Gave It To Him He Was So Happy I Wanted To Cry Ohm Ygod Ohmgdfksjah

Markhumpus: I Just Want To Be Able To Get Nice Tattoos And Travel And Go To Loads Of Concerts And Meet New People And Visit Amazing Places And Cosy Coffee Shops And Adopt Cute Puppies And Sleep In The Back Of A Truck With A Plethora Of Blankets And Star

Basedgodniall: I Literally Do 8 Seconds Of Work Then Reward Myself With 40 Minutes Of Tumblr Like Can I Stop Doing That

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Cosumosu: Project For One Of My Classes @W@;)

Thats-Slightly-Raven: You Sick Bastard.

Staystrong-Stayamazing: This Still Makes Me Laugh Even Though I’ve Read It So Many Times.

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Tra-Nsparent: Requested Forever Ago, I’m Sorry It Took So Long!

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