flipphones: the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

flipphones: the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

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Hotwinger: &Amp;Ldquo;This Is The Police! Open Up!&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;Well Sometimes I Feel Like My Friends Don’t Really Like Me And That Sorta-&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;Sir, What Are You Doing?&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;You Told Me To Open Up…&Amp;Rdquo;

Radsanta: Radsanta: A Cute Boy Randomly Started Texting Me And Is Being Rly Nice To Me?//???? I Hate Boys

Punkrockluna: Little-Yogi: It’s A Cute Little Thing Though. What A Weird Cat.

So Many Ideas So Little Time

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Officialfrenchtoast: Good Grades The Entire Year But Fucking Up Ur Final Exam

Erosgoldenstar: Today My English Teacher Was Acting Grumpy And Halfway Through Class She Sighed And Said “I’m Sorry I’m Cranky Today Guys, I Just Keep Thinking About The How I Met Your Mother Finale”

Overlypolitebisexual: &Amp;Ldquo;I’m Not Homophobic I Just Think That It’s Wrong!&Amp;Rdquo; I’m Sorry What The Fuck Do You Think Homophobia Is

A-Creepy-Weirdo-Has: Bitcheslovemyjingleballs: A-Creepy-Weirdo-Has: What Do Birds Do I Apologise For My Ignorance, Birds Are Important

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