my 2 month old gay son has eaten nothing but burrito bowls from chipotle since he was born

my 2 month old gay son has eaten nothing but burrito bowls from chipotle since he was born

F4Bulazy: Props To My 6 Year Old Self For Calling Out Bullshit At An Early Age.

This Is Really Fucking Powerful. Would Be Better If It Looked More Like A Policeman Than A Soldier Tho. That’s One Of The Points This Cartoon Is Trying To Make. Police In The Us Are Equipped Like Soldiers. Exactly.

Straw Hat Pirate

Straw Hat Pirate

Rukatofan: Merry Christmas, Here’s A Thiefshipping Doodle.

「This Is My Swamp」

Tozokuoubakura: Beamthechao: Yugioh Dm Fandom Be Like Yes Accurate

Mazerin: There’s The “I Believe In Jesus” Christian And Then There’s The “Dinosaurs Never Existed And Pokemon Is Evil” Christians.

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Thorxndor: Since I’m 18 Now I Had To Call The Hospital Myself To Get Test Results And I Was Simply Planning On Saying That I Had A Blood Test Last Week And If I Could Get The Results Back But When The Woman Answered I Said “I Want My Blood Back”

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