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firemen: andy0uwillneverbel0nely: firemen: my throat itches I need a dick to scratch it You need Jesus. I’m not going to give Jesus a blowjob… please have some respect

Radglawr: Methsnake: Imagine If The Oceans Were Replaced By Forests And If You Went Into The Forest The Trees Would Get Taller The Deeper You Went And There’d Be Thousands Of Undiscovered Species And You Could Effectively Walk Across The Ocean But

Trust: Where Is This From Omg

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Steveheavy: Aro-Ace-Wonderwoman: I Swear A Lot Of People Would Be Less Confused About Their Sexual Orientation If They Knew That Romantic Orientations Were Also A Thing. I’m Just Going To Leave This Here.

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Phrases That Need To Be Banned From Tumblr In 2015

Highly-Unnatural: If You Ever See A Bad Picture Of Yourself Just Think About Sunsets Have You Ever Tried To Take A Picture Of A Sunset With A Crappy Camera? It Turns Out Like Shit. I Mean That Could Be The Most Beautiful Sunset You’ve Ever Seen In

Elenascupcake: The Whole Of 2014:

Joshpeck: I Liked Some Of The Oddest Pages On Facebook Back In 2010

Valkyrien: Gorgonetta: [A Transparent, Headless Female Mannequin Filled With Dozens Of Babydoll Limbs And Heads, Aka “How Republicans View Women”] That Is Such A Frightening Idea But It Sounds Exactly Right.

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