janecrocker: I hate when I ship a male and female character together and some people immediately screech “nNNONONONO…they cANNOT BE STRAIGHT…u cannnNNOT DO THATT…wwhhhYY Do stRAIGHT people ruiIN EVERYTHing…” Hey guess what 1. I’m not

janecrocker: I hate when I ship a male and female character together and some people immediately screech “nNNONONONO…they cANNOT BE STRAIGHT…u cannnNNOT DO THATT…wwhhhYY Do stRAIGHT people ruiIN EVERYTHing…” Hey guess what 1. I’m not

1980Slesbianhaircut: Two Different Tumblr Users Have Icons With Kinda Similar Color Palettes My Brain: Same Person Then

Asphyxion: Some Of The People On My Dash I Just Assume Are Their Icons Bc I’ve Never Seen Their Pics So It’s Like “Oh Look Gandalf Is Up Late Bloggin Again&Amp;Quot;

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Stuckyx: Friend: I Can’t Wait To See Suicide Squad! Me: I Know! Friend: I Can’t Wait To See Harley And The Joker, They’re Goals! Me:

Myresin: Vinesforall: Eeli-Ah: Social Anxiety Grey Shirt: [Softly] Hello! Red Shirt: [Monotone] …Hey. [Chorus Of Angels, We Are The Champions By Queen Begins Playing] ♪ We Are The Cham– ♪ This Is Literally How It Feels

Manapua: Why Are Old People So Obsessed With Doing This

Reptielarts: Lapis + Pearl

Warpedlamp: Nugundam: Bonerfart: Oh Fuck Off

Hyandrogynous: Sarcasticfina: Bedussey: I Just Learned That There’s A Man Who Shops At Trader Joes In Seattle And Buys Things In Bulk And Then Transports Them Up To Vancouver To His Own Store Called “Pirate Joes” Because There Are No Trader Joes

Peachdoxie: Sabertoothwalrus: Lv70: Sixth-Light: Notcaycepollard: Bioloyg: Live-And-Let-Bi: Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: I-Aint-Even-Bovvered: Illuminaliens: Lady-Writes: Hellothisisanthony: Rj4Gui4R: Sodomymcscurvylegs: Cloudfreed:

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Ohdear-Prongs: The Only Reason I Enjoy Going To Bed Is So I Can Make Stories Up In My Head Which Makes My Brain Think It’s Actually Real

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