Proto Porn
tastefullyoffensive: He never texts back. (via eden_bloor)
tastefullyoffensive: He never texts back. (via eden_bloor)
Gluten-Free-Pussy:depression Humour Is Such An Age Specific Thing Like I Was Walking Down The Street And Narrowly Avoided Getting Hit By A Speeding Car And A Middle Aged Woman Said “You Could’ve Died Just Now!” And I Said “Yeah If Only.” And
Mysharona1987:The Screenwriter Even Admitted This, By The Way.
Dawwwwfactory: Pink Bubble Gum Paw Pads Click Here For More Adorable Animal Pics!
Mischabarton2004: Someone, Sarcastically: Hah Go Cry About It Me: I’m Literally Going To
Play-Sax-Kick-Ass: So In French Class The Other Day We Had To Describe A Fruit To Someone In French And They Had To Guess It, And So It’s This Football Player’s Turn, And We’re Describing A Pear And He’s Thinking And Then He Says “Oh I Know
Moved To @Chromaticray!
Witchedways: Bewitched Forest
Winteralec: “What The Fuck Is Wrong With Me?” I Ask, Fully Aware Of The Mood, Personality, And Anxiety Disorders I Have
Cuttleskulls: William-Snekspeare: Hyposensitivity: People Who Are Afraid Of Snakes Are Fuckin’ Wild, Like Dude, Just Carefully Step Over These Fat Babies’ Sausage Bodies And Gently Move The Burmese Python Chillin’ Against The Door, Then You
Transperceneige:also I Met A Fat Cute Cat
Konkeydongcountry: Ocean Meat Take Me By The Feet
Millennium-Shitpost:obviously, His Answer Was Yes
CagedAndFucked
CalvinSelfies