lesbianshepard: back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t

lesbianshepard: back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t

Internalscreamingexternalmemeing: Lexietuten: Jdragsky: We-Are-Star-Stuff: Futurescope: Robofrog Jumps On Revolving Chair We Need To Stop Making Robots Nothing Good Can Come Of It Bullshit Only Good Can Come Of This Robofrog Robofrog Is The Hero

Maditox: Superluminalflower: Dangeroustoast: Magnetic Ball In Magnetic Putty Me Trying To Get Comfortable In My Covers At Night Thats The Kind Of Thing I Would Love To Just Have In A Little Jar On My Shelf So That When People Came Over They Would Be

Strawberrystar: Whiteboyfriend: Phrux: Phrux: Russia Reblogging Because I Just Noticed He’s Not Even Throwing The Knives He’s Using A Pingpong Paddle Too How Did We Win The Cold War Good Question

Tawaranotohta: Tumblunni: Summon-Daze: Blame-My-Muses: Arirashkae: Systlin: Piskykyle: Countrygirlil2015: Piskykyle: So I Was Taught A Lesson In How To Get Rid Of A Migraine In 30 Seconds And Omfg Listen My Migraines Don’t Go Away Ever But

So Many Ideas So Little Time

Sassygaysatan:sure, When My Grandfather Fought Nazis And Fascism He Was “A Hero” And “On The Right Side Of History” But When I Do It Im “Way Too Sensitive” And “No Better Than They Are”

Emmersdrawberry: Earth-Empress: Kiriamaya: Theblogofeternalstench: New Skills: Santas Brush Up On Their Sign Language During A Santa School Held Recently At Royal City Centre. The Santas Return To School Each Fall To Fine-Tune Their Skills For The

Oldlunchmeat: Im Gunna Go Back In Time And Kick My Own Ass

Hi

Charlesoberonn: Writing-Prompt-S: Reincarnation Is A Known, Common, And Expected Result Of Death. You Are A Bounty Hunter That Specializes In Tracking Down People Who Have Committed Suicide To Escape Debts Or A Jail Sentence. “It’s A Girl!” The

Filledwiththislight: Things My Dentist Has Actually Said To Me: “Well, Either The X-Rays Lied To Me Or You Are Spontaneously Creating Teeth. I’m Going With The Second One Because It’s Way Cooler.” “When Was The Last Time You Flossed? Your Gums

Psychopathicprincess

InstagramHotties IntenseBDSM