northisnotup: vampireapologist: admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits

northisnotup: vampireapologist: admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits

Shitposts And Daydreams

Felixdawkins: For Science, If U Could Reblog This And Put In The Tagswhere You Live Your First/Primary Language What You Call These:

Eventspredetermined: Yami Malik/Mariku Gets All These Really Neat, Well Thought Out Fan Names, But What If Like… What If We Just Called Him John, Or Something.

Ghettoinuyasha: Lord-Kitschener: Mornington-The-Crescent: Zaku-Too: Necromanceher: I’ve Come To Inform You All The Ancient Greeks Spelled Thoth, The Egyptian Deity, As Θώθ Hey, Thanks! Now Die Thoth Was The God Of Knowledge. So It Wouldn’t

Kookoo-Nut: Heartamantium: When You Forget To Read The Tags On A Fanfic: “Friends To Lovers, Cuddles, Established Relationship,” “Vore,”

Flanneldragon: Elysiadragon: Flanneldragon: Pochowek: Yall Like “I Wanna Die” Like A Broken Record But A Buncha Clowns Come Over Wanting To Kill You And Youre All Shitting Your Pants. Hypocrites You Are The Day I Let Fuckin Bozo Stab Me To Death

Meawbin: The Scariest Thing When You’re Alone.

Shacklesburst: You, A Doctor: Handing Me My New Born Baby I’m Sorry But Your Wife Didn’t Make Itme, An Intellectual: Handing Baby Back To Him Bring Me The One My Wife Made

Where Is My Aibou

Thetattedstoner:one Day You’ll Find Someone Who Gives You More Effort Than You Expect…And It’ll Scare You…

Fihli: It’s Midnight And This Tweet Is Giving Me A Heart Attack

Quasi-Normalcy: Simonbitdiddle: Lindentreeisle: Kyraneko: Fierceawakening: Robotsandfrippary: Squirrelshideout: Lauralot89: My Mom Said That Today In Church Her Pastor Said In The Sermon That Jesus Told Us To Help The Poor, And Taking Money Away

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