Let me befriend you, damn it!

Let me befriend you, damn it!

Dailylifeofadizzyfangirl: Dailylifeofadizzyfangirl: So I Was Admiring My New Christmas Sweater When I Suddenly Remembered That Text Post About Santa’s Reindeer All Being Gals And I’d Like To Thank My Mom For Inadvertently Buying Me A Lesbian Reindeer

Moved To @Chromaticray!

Neopoints: Me N The Girls Walkin Into Target Headed Straight To The Clearance Bread Rack

Net Neutrality: Was Your Name Was Used In Fake Fcc Comments?

Library-Mermaid: Customers Who Get Angry When I Read Them Their Total Cost Are So Compelling To Me. Take Charge Of Your Narrative, Janice. Be The Hero Of Your Own Story. You Are The One Who Is Purchasing $113.67 Worth Of Adult Zen Coloring Books, Janice.

Auntytimblr: Tired Of Your Boring Old Regular Depression? Try Double Depression

Sixpenceee: “I Asked For Extra Spicy Pad Thai Today.” Posted By Lowghen

Theshadowytiger:the Saga Of Cute Is Never Ending

Prozdvoices: Fluffqk: The Description Is The Miranda Rights They Are Not Fucking Around. While Filming, There Was Actually Just A “Greenscreen” Where The Picture On This Is, So Getting To See The Final Card Was Great. We Took Some Random Photos

Tats-Pups-And-Cats:hey Y'all Here’s Some Kika To Brighten Your Day

Arroz:tabby Jdkwjdksnfk

Comcastkills: Ratspotting: Comcastkills: Ratspotting: She’s So Gorgeous Whom You!

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