greeds:

greeds:

Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses: Jewishbookwyrm: Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses: Myrddraaleatsyellowsnow: Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses: For Whatever Reason, You Suddenly Gain Godlike Powers Of Control Over The Universe. What’s The First Thing You Do? I

Rivainibabe: Emeraldlingerie: Emeraldlingerie: I Just Finished Babysitting My Friend’s Children, And She Has Most Definitely Mastered The No Spanking/Alternative Discipline Route. I Always Talk About Taking It Because I Don’t Believe In Abusing

Omgellendean: Shipping 10 Years Ago: Your Ship Is Bad Because Mine’s Better And You’re A Stinky Doo Doo Head For Liking It Shipping 5 Years Ago: Hey Guys Let’s Just Ship Whatever The Hell We Want And Leave Each Other Alone About It All Right? Cool

Shitposts And Daydreams

Elpatron56: Association-Of-Free-People: Programmerhumour: Relatable 🤔

Skineater:

Trainerdelaney: Trainerdelaney: Teaboot: Teaboot: The Number Of Times I Have Been Delighted By Witty Banter Only To Find Out Later That I Was “Flirting” Is Both Unfortunate And Disappointing. “Haha So What About That Guy, Huh?” Me: What About

Angreav:

Radicalpolitics: Derinthemadscientist: Areslinkysart: Ascientistknits: Nicole Cliffe Has A Whole Twitter Thread About Funny/Horrifying Anaesthesia Stories That You Should Read All Of, But This Is Definitely My Favourite Judging From The Way The

Mrdsc1010: Kierralondon: Kierralondon: Tariqah: Marcitlali: This Would Actually Be A Hit On Soundcloud This Is Playing In My Mind 24/7 This Is Still Me You Got A Proublem Behtch? Fuck You! Youh Got A Proublam Bahtch? Fuck You! Suicide Squad

Autumn-Sacura: Three Faces Of Marik Ishtar.

Sunnyrae20: My-Wanton-Self: Animalwoonz: Personal Space? Nope - Never Heard Of It.