wasteitonme: please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

wasteitonme: please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

The Signs As The “Due To Personal Reason” Meme

The-Blackest-Chat: Person: Casually Mentions Something I’m Obsessed With Me:

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Dailytweets:when You Graduate And Don’t Know What To Do With Life…

Missdontcare-X:billy Porter Attends The 91St Annual Academy Awards At Hollywood And Highland On February 24, 2019 In Hollywood, California

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