stoicdaydreamer: ruinedchildhood: “What kind of cake do you want for your birthday?” Me: Is that too much to ask for?

stoicdaydreamer: ruinedchildhood: “What kind of cake do you want for your birthday?” Me: Is that too much to ask for?

Geisterwand:mathematicianalias:stingdragon:fartgallery:activating Death Rayyour Death Will Be Quick And Pinelessmy Life Is Now Better With This Pun In It.

Tanktheory21

Tanktheory21

Tanktheory21

Tanktheory21

Eddplant: Bradofarrell: Eonic: What Is The Context For This Are They Just Gay Babies Brad Have You Never Seen The Rugrats Movie??

11-11-1992: Cuntpocolypse: Theniggaskaramazov: Anticodon: So I Was On The Train Today And These Two Black Guys Were Having A Conversation Not Even That Loud And Said “Nigga” Like Once When This White Lady Turns Around And Says “How Do You Think

Retiredjesus:reblog This And U Will Pass All Ur Classes, Im Jesus Trust Me

Crawling My Way To The End Of This Semester

C-Parks: This Is The Opposite Of A Problem

Leupagus:fogbreaker:pigeons Are So Dumb I Love Them So Much “Dumb” My Ass, You’d Do This Too If You Could

Officialunitedstates:give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish And You Feed Him For A Lifetime. Teach A Man Wildlife Conservation And His Children Will Be Able To Eat Fish Too.

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