urieking: urieking: my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t really drank that much before and

urieking: urieking: my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t really drank that much before and

Perpettiannu17: Smiletorussia: History Is A Brainwashing Pseudoscience. Only Attention And Intuition Really Matter I Swear. If You Pick Up A History Book On America That Isnt From America You Will Find Out Way More About The History Of This Country

Gameraboy: Helene Stanley Dancing For Marc Davis And Other Animators For Sleeping Beauty. See The Video Here.

Fuckmefeedmeneverleaveme: Awesome-Picz: Dogs Who Don’t Understand How Big They Are Look At These Massive Adorable Babies

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Thatfunnyblog:credit To This Kid In My Class

Jesus-Lizard-Journal:skypestripper: The Insect Loving Side Of Tumblr Is So ………. Theyre Like “Look At This Lil Cutie :+)” And Its A Pic Of A Bug With Like 18 Legs And A Set Of Pincers And Green Fluid Oozing Out Of Its 3 Vaginas

Joshdvn: I’ve Had This Written On My Wall For As Long As I Can Remember: ” Note To Self I’m Not All Those Things You Said I Was” I Am Not Meaningless

Fitchersvogel:this Is The Content I Want On My Blog

Twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: Thepreciousthing: Adire-Adire: Victorysunshine: Goldfish-Kisses: Geek-In-A-Box: Martiemcfly: Why Arent There Adult-Sized Playgrounds Like Everything Is The Same As A Kids Playground But Bigger Why Do We Not Have Those

Durnesque-Esque: Inwildpaint: Yamino: Julieandrewsrules: Gay-But-Not-For-Pay: So I Really Want A Buddy Cop Movie Staring These Two. And So… This Happened Omg! I Am Laughing So Much! This! I Would Probably Crap My Pants In Glee Too Bad For

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Broadenings: Babblingfishes: Steampoweredcupcake: Baronessvonbullshit: Awkwardstandinglewiskennedy: Offworldcolonies: Man The 90’S Were Weird. Its Like We Got All This New Technology And Didnt Know What To Do With It. The War On Drugs Has Failed.

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