hoganddice: takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s

hoganddice: takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s

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