“well, it’s easy for you to say … you guys look smashing!”

“well, it’s easy for you to say … you guys look smashing!”

Watching Pet Sematary For The Umpteeth Time. When The Damn Cat Gets Hit When The Damn Parents Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Keep Their Eyes On Their Toddler When The Toddler Gets Hit

Homewreckingwhore: Yeah Alright

&Amp;Ldquo;Sometimes, Dead Is Better.&Amp;Rdquo; Ain&Amp;Rsquo;T That The Truth, Jud. Ain&Amp;Rsquo;T That The Truth.

End-Of-Pizza: Mediokrek: Amateurcatalyst: Animefrank: So I Just Ordered A Pizza From Pizza Hut And I Added Some Special Instruction However When My Pizza Arrived I Got This No Pizza Hut…Im Afraid Thats The Star Of David Ｈａｉｌ　Ｊｅｈｏｖａｈ

Pizzaforpresident: The Fastest Land Mammal Is The Teenager Who Sees Mom Pulling In The Driveway And Realizes They Forgot To Empty The Dishwasher.

Bodycocks: Being Cool With Two People Who Hate Each Other

Luckied

Semeinside: I’m Sorry

My Record For Not Cutting Myself While Leg Shaving Was Shattered. Two Nicks On The Same Ankle. Excuse Me While I Go Flail Around On The Floor Because Of The Pain.

Life Is Pain, Highness

Elizabethmustang: It Seems The Colonel’s Habit Of Wearing His Jacket Without The Sleeves Has Rubbed Off On Her.

Tfloeagle: Favorite Fullmetal Alchemist Characters (7/?): General Olivier Mira Armstrong

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