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pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.

pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.

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pizzaforpresident:  The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling

pizzaforpresident:  The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling

Bodycocks: Being Cool With Two People Who Hate Each Other

Bodycocks:  Being Cool With Two People Who Hate Each Other

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Semeinside: I’m Sorry

Semeinside:  I’m Sorry

My Record For Not Cutting Myself While Leg Shaving Was Shattered. Two Nicks On The Same Ankle. Excuse Me While I Go Flail Around On The Floor Because Of The Pain.

My Record For Not Cutting Myself While Leg Shaving Was Shattered. Two Nicks On The

Life Is Pain, Highness

Life Is Pain, Highness

Elizabethmustang: It Seems The Colonel’s Habit Of Wearing His Jacket Without The Sleeves Has Rubbed Off On Her.

Elizabethmustang:  It Seems The Colonel’s Habit Of Wearing His Jacket Without The

Tfloeagle: Favorite Fullmetal Alchemist Characters (7/?): General Olivier Mira Armstrong

Tfloeagle:   Favorite Fullmetal Alchemist Characters (7/?): General Olivier Mira

One Dirty Little Mage

One Dirty Little Mage

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Oh Geez Its Me

Oh Geez Its Me

Shield-Of-Black-Flames: &Quot;The True Measure Of A Shinobi Is Not How He Lives But How He Dies.&Quot;

Shield-Of-Black-Flames:  &Quot;The True Measure Of A Shinobi Is Not How He Lives

Tox1Cstark: God Damn Cockblockers

Tox1Cstark:  God Damn Cockblockers

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