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kevinthepro: I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB.  AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED. Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts. IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

kevinthepro:  I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB.  AFTER ALL

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I-Swim-Best-Free-For-The-Team:  Paused At The Wrong Moment O_O

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Lameust:  Dw:  When Someone Gives You Directions But You Go The Wrong Way     

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Snorlaxatives:  7 Billion People, 14 Billion Ass Cheeks

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Gamsee:  It Makes Me Really Happy When People Refer To Me As Their Friend Whoa. Friend

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Ruinsofxerxes:  Fma Au Where No One Is Sad Ever

We Can't Go Back To What We Were Before

We Can't Go Back To What We Were Before

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