Dogapult: How Come When Someone Decides To Eat Only Fruits And Vegetables People Commend Them For Their “Willpower” And “Diligence” But When I Decide To Eat A Diet Composed Entirely Of Mozzarella Sticks And Vodka Suddenly I’m “Out Of Control”
harleyrph: do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and youre just like this is it this is how it ends
