capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

Pandanoi: I Have This Headcanon In Which Hux Listens To 90S Pop Music When He’s Alone. Bonus:

&Quot;Do Not Go Gentle Into That Goodnight.&Quot;

Celticshenanigans: Mrsdickens713: Carolrance: Taurieal: Is There Ever That One Celebrity That No Matter What Mood Youre In, If You Feel Like Crap You Just See A Picture Of Them And You Just Smile And Think “Thank You For Existing” Because They

L4Brys: I Wont Rest Until Ive Complained About Everything

Jagknoir: Friend: I Just Thought Of A New Au— Me:

Lesbiansinouterspace: Send Me A Pokemon Type And I’ll List My Six Favorite Of That Type

Thebootydiaries: Someone: Shows Me The Slightest Sign Of Affection Me: I Would Die For U

Hofessorx: All I Can Think Of Is That Tweet About How We Aren’t A Species Designed To Last

Robot-Wank: Me: Does Literally One Thing Me:

Perpetual Bliss

Micdotcom: Watch: New Anti-Trump Ad Reminds Us Of His Own Misogynistic Words.

Thatsubiegirl: Kardashy: I Have Never Been So Sad But Laughed So Hard In My Life Panchino

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