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send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”
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Sooo We Moved Over The Weekend And Just Internet Today. Dying To Do Responses Or Something. So Depressed Of Where We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Living. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Like An Apartment Building Of Trailer Trash And Large Ass Uncontrolled Dogs.
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Keepmywhiskeyneat: Got A Text From My Neighbor That Amazon Accidentally Wedged A Package Between The Door And The Hand Rail, Pinning Them Inside Their House. I Got There, Took A Picture Of The Box And Tweeted It To Amazon. They Responded With A Pun.
Gods Of The Earth
Aintnobodygotmoneyfodat: Loudest Noises: -Dad Sneezes -Mom Yells -Trying To Get A Pot Out Of The Pot Cupboard -Dropping The Shampoo Bottle In The Shower -Flushing The Toilet At 3Am In The Morning -Imax
Tupacabra: *Wakes Up With One Sock On* Whoa What A Crazy Night
Theactorsmind: Raeloganthemephilesfangirl: Charlottec21: I Love It How When Snape Draws Out His Wand There Are Audible Gasps But When Mcgonagall Draws Her Wand There People Are Screaming Out Of The Way. They Just Know Better. Damn Snape Is Piss-Oh
Salroka: Some Dudebro: Women Are Too Emotional To Be Jedi Me:
Luckied: Sooo We Moved Over The Weekend And Just Internet Today. Dying To Do Responses Or Something. So Depressed Of Where We’re Living. It’s Like An Apartment Building Of Trailer Trash And Large Ass Uncontrolled Dogs. And I Am Working On Responses.
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