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hownottobeajerk: schudwitz: I want to cry tears of gratitude every time a customer says, “No, I understand, thank you so much for your help,” if we don’t have something. This. This is “how not to be a jerk.”

hownottobeajerk: schudwitz: I want to cry tears of gratitude every time a customer says, “No, I understand, thank you so much for your help,” if we don’t have something. This. This is “how not to be a jerk.”

hownottobeajerk: schudwitz:  I want to cry tears of gratitude every time a customer

hownottobeajerk: schudwitz:  I want to cry tears of gratitude every time a customer

hownottobeajerk: schudwitz:  I want to cry tears of gratitude every time a customer

Elsasexual: Just Quit And Go Home, Fuzzy Bunny.

Elsasexual: Just Quit And Go Home, Fuzzy Bunny.

Zombiesandporn: That-Damn-Owl: Fuckin Ownd He Just Smeared A Dead Fetus Onto His Uncle’s Face 

Zombiesandporn:  That-Damn-Owl:  Fuckin Ownd  He Just Smeared A Dead Fetus Onto His

Ravenclaw-Alumni-Of-98: The-Boy-With-The-Kaiju-Tattoos: Illkim: When You Hold A Boy’s Dick You Hold All Of Their Power. They Are Powerless. You Can Either Give Them An Orgasm Or Destroy Them. You Could Finish Him Or Finish Him Yahoo Paid 1.1 Billion

Ravenclaw-Alumni-Of-98: The-Boy-With-The-Kaiju-Tattoos:  Illkim:  When You Hold A

Littlemisssweetcakes: Luckied: Jean Sat Silently As Lea Spoke, His Face Blank As She Processed His Words. He Wanted To Offer A Calming Hand, But Wasn’t Sure If It Was Appropriate Or Not. Jean Waited Quietly From Where He Sat Until She Turned Back To

Littlemisssweetcakes: Luckied:  Jean Sat Silently As Lea Spoke, His Face Blank As

Storyofthislife: I’m Such A “Wait Don’t Get Out Of The Car Yet, This Is A Good Song” Type Of Person

Storyofthislife:    I’m Such A “Wait Don’t Get Out Of The Car Yet, This Is

Snorlaxatives:do You Ever Just Get In A Mood Where You Really Fucking Like Apples?? I Mean Usually I’m Just Like “Apples Are Ok” But Every Once In A While I’ll Get A Nice Crunchy Ass Apple And My Appreciation For Apples Will Just Suddenly Skyrocket

Snorlaxatives:do You Ever Just Get In A Mood Where You Really Fucking Like Apples??

Just-Shower-Thoughts:the Letters In Books Should Be Glow In The Dark

Just-Shower-Thoughts:the Letters In Books Should Be Glow In The Dark

Thejadedpigeon:10000% True

Thejadedpigeon:10000% True

Insomniacs-Rps: Louie Had His Eyes On The Cutting Board In Front Of Him But He Tore Them Away To Jean When He Spoke So Angrily. He Spared A Glance Down To See His Fingers Around A Knife And Took A Deep Breath Before He Returned His Eyes To His Vegetables

Insomniacs-Rps: Louie Had His Eyes On The Cutting Board In Front Of Him But He Tore

Light A Fire Inside Of Me - Closed

Light A Fire Inside Of Me - Closed

Insomniacs-Rps: “Doubt It All You Want, It’s Still The Truth.” Louie Said Flatly, Keeping His Back To Jean. Despite The Blond Being So Hostile He Had A Feeling He Wouldn’t Attack Unprovoked So He Wasn’t Worried. He Glanced Over When The Blond

Insomniacs-Rps: “Doubt It All You Want, It’s Still The Truth.” Louie Said Flatly,

Thegoombs: Do You Think That Obi Wan Ever Threw His Arms Up And Said “Anakin, I’m Getting Sick And Tired Of These Shenanakins”?

Thegoombs:  Do You Think That Obi Wan Ever Threw His Arms Up And Said “Anakin,

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