kinneys: #one of the greatest comedic performance of our time #I’m not even exaggerating

kinneys: #one of the greatest comedic performance of our time #I’m not even exaggerating

Theshewomanboyhatersclub: Vriskies: Bluegrass-Pagan: Autumn-Wood-Nymphh: You—Uncultured—Swine: A Mother Sits Beside Her Newborn Calf. She Can See Him, She Can Smell Him, Her Body Is Already Making The Milk She Craves To Feed Him, But She Is

Lord-Kitschener: This Is Simultaneously The Fucking Dumbest And Most Brilliant Tattoo That I Have Ever Seen

Keepin It Surreal

Mikauz: Thisblogismynote: When I Turn Off My Laptop By Holding The Power Button As Opposed To The Proper Way, I Always Feel Like I’m Holding Its Head Underwater Until It Suffocates Slowly.

Chickensandwich: Dream-For-U: Chickensandwich: I Told My Dad I’m Gay And He Told Me To Stop It He Told You To Stop Leaving And To Come Back, He Cares About You And That’s What You’re Missing. That He Cares About To Say “Stop It” Meaning

They Cant Scare You If You Scare Them First

Put A Symbol In My Ask

Istolefrommarcjacobs: The Gun I’m Screaming Literally My Mom

Stay-Ocean-Minded: 0Ptimuspenguin: Shinigam-I: Agameofchance: How The Fuck They Used White Crayons To Draw It, And Afterwards They Placed Ink. #And In That Moment The White Crayon Wasnt Fucking Usless ^ Bless

Someone From 1997 Wished Me Good Luck. It’s Like Someone From So Many Years Back Knows Your Struggles And I Just, I Think I’m Gonna Cry

Turningheads-Fitness: Fave Quote Ever !! I Tell Every One This

Unicornmunch: Flurle: Lunarynth: Never Not Reblogging This. When People Say This, They’re Implying That A Mans Natural State Is ‘Rapist’ - That When They See A Woman, They Must Control Themselves So They Don’t Rape Them - As If They Have No

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