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Becuzbacon: His Face Is Too Accurate.

D0It4Theratchetz: Nativesoulfood: Countrychickhick: Let’s Make Out While I Grind On You And Quietly Moan In Your Mouth. Yo Wow Yes

Nacho-Normal-Girl:and Here’s To The Girl Who Made You Realize You Were Gay

Cataclysmictranquility:do You Ever Look At Your Pet And You Can Literally Feel Your Heart Melting Because You Love Them So Much

Togepistew: New Purchases

&Quot;If I Need The Moon, I'll Bring It Down Myself.&Quot;

Ruinedchildhood:

Tooqueertofx:there Is A Special Place In My Heart For Deoxygenated Blood.

Scumbugg:being Horny Is Just A Part Of My Personality At This Point

We Are All Fools

Hipster-Trichster: 2Makeyewsmile: Woman: Is There A Problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, You Were Speeding. Woman: Oh, I See. Officer: Can I See Your License Please? Woman: I’d Give It To You But I Don’t Have One. Officer: Don’t Have One? Woman:

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