frienclzonecl: one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

frienclzonecl: one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

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Was All This Legal? Absolutely Fucking Not.

Metaknighty: Sandvviches: Metaknighty: Boys Who Cry Are The Cutest Tho Stop Glorifying Sadness And Crying Its Not Good To Be Sad And Cry

Fcebk: Fcebk: I Would Actually Suck A Cock For Ranch Doritos Right Nowi Love Cock And I Really Want Doritos It’s A Win/Win Situation Please Dont Show This Post To My Family

Thrsdayaddms: Lmaooo

Berpl: Stillatsea:what An Adorable Little Doot Doot. Apophaticrevelations

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Dylanohcryin: Do U Ever Daydream About Decorating Ur First Apartment Bc I Do

Hand Jobs And Blow Jobs Are Called Jobs Because They’re Tedious And Dicks Are Gross. Going Down On A Girl Is Called Eating Out Because It’s A Privilege.

I Put The Milk In The Bowl First.

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